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Ø Read µ The Infamous Ellen James (Infamous, #1) by N.A. Alcorn Ê 11 18 Five Big Bold Hysterical Triple Plow PLEASE Trent Hamilton Loving Stars After doing nothing but reading this book for a day, all I can honestly say right now is WOW I have a fever and the only cure is Trent Hamilton The Hamiltonian Effect is in full swing over here.
My full review will come after the blog tour, but I have to say this The Infamous Ellen James is one of the best books I ve read in 2013 The prologue sucked me in fast, the entire story was engaging, and the epilogue had me smiling through happy tears It s refreshing, funny, and sinfully sexy Not to mention completely original with kick ass characters I want Ellen James to be my bff and I want to steal Trent Hamilton from her at the same time I laughed, I swooned, I had 3.
5 Too Much Vagina Talk and Not Enough Action Stars Hi my name is Ellen James and I love to talk about my vagina I love to see how many variations of names I can come up with for my vagina I love to use my vagina Let me break it down for you.
this book was centered around two things.
Copious amounts of drinking We re talking full on hammered, doing stupid shit drinking And not just a night or two.
no almost every single night Ellen and her BFF Amy are drinking How these two managed to drink as much as they did and get up and go to work in the emergency room of a hospital is BEYOND ME Ellen and our hero Trent first meet while Ellen is giving a presentation at a conference Wait that s not right.
her vagina was definitely saying YES, but her heart was saying NO After all, she was an engaged woman Okay, this is not a book that will win any Pulitzer Prize.
but hell, it wins hands on for being such a funny read I had a smile on my face whilst reading about snarky, sassy and foul mouth Ellen James s life as a nurse and her problems with love Great characters, awesome and dirty dialogue Can we finish this conversation tomorrow I have to get ready for work Sure I can t wait to rehash how some guy refused to make boom boom with my so called drunken vagina, Amy rolls her eyes dramatically as she uses her fingers for air quotes.
Looks like I m going to have my work cut out for me with this situation.
Dr Trent Hamilton.
ooh I m falling in love with you too, sweetheart I know you re scared, and I know the sh
4 funtastic stars Now I m not going to lie and say this is the best story I ve ever read because I d be lying I will say it was one if the most entertaining and I was cracking up so much and reading with a smile on my face.
If you liked Greys anatomy then you d like this I don t know but I got that vibe while reading.
Why I think that Firstly Trent is a Dr, a trauma surgeon so many hours in the OREllen is a nurse but also in same medical field Ellen s best friend is Amy another fellow nurse and roommate who so much reminds me of Christina Yang These two are crazyyyy funny Ellen is sworn off relationships since her ex fucked her over until she meets Trent aka Dr Beautiful aka Dr ThrustInsta attraction and some bloody funny thoughts and moments see my status updates and lots of boooooze So this is a fun fun fun read which is guaranteed to keep you entertained Total 43 CentsI just want to clear the air before I get on with my review First, this review is most likely bias It is unavoidable I have known about this book from the very beginning I have read chapters when N.
A was wigging out, I have had conversations and brainstorming sessions about these characters So to me they exist Quiet realistically, if I may add Ellen, Trent, Amy and every other character in this debut novel have swum around in my head for months I know them I get them They are my people They aren t exactly MY babies per se, but they are a sort of fictional niece newphew ish entity in my mind as they were created by someone as close to me as my own sister.
That brings me to point number two, I love N.
A Alcorn I m not gushing here folks We driven miles to be together, spoken on the phone almost everyday, our husbands have been wickedly drunk together and I ve
5 stupidly silly STARSGenre Hospital romance.
Cover Doesn t match with what s inside 4 10Writing style 5 10Heroine 5 10Hero 8 10Amount of humor Though it didn t all make me laugh, it s full of it 10 10I think I felt the same as most of the other readers we wanted a dual POV It starts with Trent s POV, and I kept on waiting for him to talk again The setting was great, kind of Scrubs style, the main characters are hospital workers I liked Ellen s and Trent s characters What really let it down for me was the humor It was jam packed of things that were supposed to be funny, but didn t really reach the spot Some bits did really make me LOL, but those were few and far between So while all these funny things were goin Meet Twenty Eight Year Old Ellen James A Sarcastic, Feisty, Foul Mouthed ER Nurse She Is Snarky, Sassy, And Sometimes Crudely Inappropriate After A Terrible Breakup With Her Fianc , Ellen Has Promised Herself That She Will Never Make The Mistake Of Falling For Another Man Again And Physicians, Well She S Than Written Them OffOnce She Meets Sexy Trauma Surgeon, Dr Trent Hamilton, This Promise Is Unbelievably Hard To Keep This Too Hot For Ellen S Own Good Man Is Undeniably Sexy And Down Right Irresistible He Leaves Her Breathless, Speechless, And Irritatingly Turned On He Makes Her Fantasize About Him In All Kinds Of Dirty, Inappropriate WaysWith The Help Of Her Obnoxious, And Often Times Hilarious Best Friend Amy, Ellen Will Find Herself In Several Crazy, Embarrassing Situations This Is A Story Of Friendship, Love And How One Very Sarcastic Woman Can Find The Strength To Pick Up The Pieces After Having Her Heart Broken In Her First Novel, NA Alcorn Provides Interesting Takes On The Word Vagina, While Giving You A Reason To Re Think Your Next Visit To The Emergency Room This Book Is Bound To Make You Laugh, Smile, And Provide You With Enough Sarcasm To Choke Your Grandmother No, NA Doesn T Want Anything Bad To Happen To Your Grandma Ruth, But She Does Want You To Strongly Consider Re Naming Your Vibrator After A Guy Who S At The Top Of Your Spank Bank Rotation Be Prepared For Dripping Juice Boxes, Awkward Pelvic Thrusting, And A Little Suspense To Keep Your Snatch On Edge Warning This Novel Contains Explicit Sex, Profanity And Far Too Much Vaginal Humor This Novel Is Not Meant For Anti Fornicators, Up Tight Prudes, Or Virgins Who Refuse To Go To Pound Town I really wanted to like this one, but the potty mouthed childish humor did me in I have read other books where I didn t mind this aspect, but maybe because these people are professional, nurses and doctors, it made me think less of them I had a hard time with Ellen, her life was one big joke after another, with her at the butt end, this started to bother me In the end this one just wasn t for me.
5 dirty minded stars My name is Ellen James Elle for short I m ornery and sarcastic, and my favorite word has four letters, starts with an F, and ends with U, C, and K I m loud, obnoxious, and inappropriately honest I have a girl crush on my yoga instructor and take pride in the fact that I can double plow I promise it s a yoga position What the actual fu k just happened I can honestly say I have never read a book like this and I mean that in a good way I ve read book after book that has a strong, funny, and foul mouthed best friend But the heroine AND the best friend.
never These girls are a riot Put them together and you ve got some interesting situations to read to say the least Just when I thought they couldn t shock me , they topped themselves They